OK. Have purchased aborted first season of Joss Whedon's "Firefly" after falling in love with last year's "Serenity."
Didn't know movie was picking up from dead TV series. Didn't watch the gorram series. I knew it would suck intergalatic donkey dong. In advance. So didn't watch it.
See, here's the deal.
I fucking hate "cowboys in space" on a basic conceptual level.
Science fiction (SF) should be science fiction. I.e.: SOMETHING OTHER. Something outside human experience. Not the same everyday crap blown up against the hurricane fence of our everyday shitty lives, only projected into space or other dimensions.
Which is basically all Lost in Space did ...
Department stores in space! Hippies in space! Juvenile delinquents in space! Pirates in space! Cowboys in space!
Fuck that shit.
Or Outland? Peter Hyams says "Behold, nothing up my sleeve. I will now pull a science fiction movie -- out of my ass!"
The audience gasps ...
It's High Noon in Space! Wow! How did he do that?
There is nothing, nothing that could possibly EVER get me to watch a cowboys in space movie or TV show without projectile vomiting.
But Joss Whedon did.